Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Matthew "Danger" Ingram's InsaneJournal:

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
1:39 am	Waking Up is Hard to Do Ever wake up with the worst hangover of your life and no real idea what you've been doing for the past several weeks? Yeah, me too. (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 6th, 2008
1:17 pm	003. Public Service Announcement Ladies (and Gentlemen?) of Hogwarts: PLEASE REMAIN CALM. There is no reason to panic. I DO NOT REALLY HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. My erectile tissue is just fine, so everyone, please just calm down and go about your business. There's nothing to worry about. That's what you're all freaking out about, right? -Matthew D. Ingram (114 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 4th, 2008
6:15 pm	002. September 4, 2022 I love being a fake Ravenclaw prefect. Helping little children and all. Really tugs at your heart strings. Heh. But I'm not adopting one of those little wankers. I had to figure Hogwarts out on my own, surely those kids can. Cut those apron strings, ladies! Let your little birds fly! (103 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 29th, 2008
2:09 am	001. August 29, 2022 You know, some bint at the Anglican Clergy Supply Store three blocks down from the Anglican church near my house had the NERVE to tell me I didn't LOOK like a vicar. And that was while I was wearing my Anglican sweater-front wankery collar thing that I was trying on, AND that itchy long, black cassock and that ridiculous cross that looks like bling for Jesus. Before I tried on the surplice, sure, but that's hardly the point. I've been in LOADS of churches. I know what a vicar looks like, and I damn sure looked like one. I mean, a very young, hot vicar with lots of tattoos carrying a guitar case, but rock legends love Jesus, too, so shows what she knows. I'm not bringing a tart, though. I felt it would be more in-keeping with the vicar tradition to pray on a very vulnerable and much younger woman while I was there. Or a much younger boy, as accuracy would probably dictate. But that might just be the catholic clergy. Eh? What about you lot, who's going? Of course, if, while we're there, anyone wants me to bring them closer to God, I'm available for that. Unless I have to leave early to attend to some very important and highly confidential business matters. I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you. May the Lord Bless You and Keep You, -Matthew Danger Ingram (53 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
11:57 pm	000. Unless it's Fictions What gives this mess some grace unless it's kicks, man? Unless it's fictions? Unless it's sweat or it's songs? What hits against this chest unless it's a sick man's hand From some mid-level band Who's been driving too long? And on a seven day high That heavenly song Punches right through my mind And pumps through my blood And I know it's a lie But still give my love Hang my hearts on the line ( For your hands to pluck off... ) (Comment on this)